Sea gulls love hamburgers, petty theft

Seagulls will effing steal you blind. And then they will run away, like the cowards they are.

Plus, they have poor eating habits.

Thievery across the animal kingdom

It's an established fact that animals are giant, thieving bastards. Just take a look at these guys. Dogs, cats, bears, birds, monkeys -- furry or feathered burglars, all.